Earth Force Rangers Blog

Tis the Season

2008-12-20T12:14:00.000-08:00

Ah, the holidays! This is my favorite time of year. Hopefully Ceo is taking a break, so we can enjoy the few days that we have.

I want to wish everyone a Happy Holiday, and an even better New Year!

- Ramses

Keep a Sharp Eye Out

2008-11-24T09:29:00.000-08:00

Thanks for the message Ming. I just spoke with the chief scientist in Ireland. He says that his colleagues are developing a solar powered cellular duplication machine, and that there was a break-in last week. The only mystery is that authorities didn't find anything missing.

I would like you to keep searching for any clues that may help us to solve this mystery.

- Shepherd

A Two-Pronged Approach

2008-11-13T11:05:00.000-08:00

Captain Raulo! Send me a sample of your DNA. We need to send reinforcements to Tehachapi, California right away. Something tells me that the Earth Force Rangers may be sending their forces to protect renewable energy resources in the area.

Roger! I need you to go to California's Silicon Valley and find out what type of eco-friendly technology is being developed... AND STEAL IT!!!

I want full reports from both of you in 24 hours!

- Ceo

Seeing Double???

2008-11-11T14:42:00.000-08:00

OK Shep- Here's what I've been able to find. There are no reported zoo thefts or animal kidnappings, but I did come across a break-in at a laboratory in Scotland. They're not sure if anything was taken, but one of the head scientists wants to speak with you right away!

- Ming

Shepherd Takes Charge!

2008-11-10T10:06:00.000-08:00

Thank you for the support Awkie! I plan to send reinforcements just as soon as I can. Southern California Edison has a complete map of the windmill farm development waiting for you.

Ramses- I need you to stay in Nigeria until that solar station is up and running. Don't worry about the oil fields- the Nigerians have cleverly diverted the oil underground and away from the drill location -- Ceo's troops will soon be guarding an empty well.

Ming- I need you to research recent animal kidnappings and zoo thefts. I'm going to research biological laboratories for any new efforts in cloning .

- Shepherd

Aussie Reinforcements

2008-11-08T12:46:00.000-08:00

Anything you need Shep! I'll round up my mates and head over to Tehachapi right away. I don't know where Ceo has been finding her troops, but they've been popping up at clean energy depots all over Australia!

- Awkie

A Battle for Natural Resources

2008-11-04T15:02:00.000-08:00

I'm not quite sure what Ceo is doing to get more troops, but you can bet it's not legal! Either she's capturing more animals, or she...

No! She doesn't have the formula for that! Or does she???

If she's doing what I think she may be doing, she'll soon have enough troops to take over natural resources and clean energy sources around the world!

Awkie! I need you to round up your buddies and hop over to Tehachapi, California!

- Shepherd

Ceo's Forces Multiply

2008-11-03T17:19:00.000-08:00

Shepherd! I just intercepted a message from Food Science Corp! They plan to place troops near the windmill farms in Tehachapi, California, but I don't understand why. How can they have so many troops around the world at the same time? We need more help!

- Ming

Land Ho!

2008-11-01T10:56:00.000-07:00

My lady- we have set up camp on the south Nigerian beach. I can see the Earth Force Ranger camp just beyond the tree line. The Global Government has beat us to shore and has set up a perimeter around the oil fields.

Once we unload the water and fuel for our troops, I will take a handful of soldiers and spy drones to Southern California to scout the windmill farms.

- Roger

Hostile Takeover

2008-10-30T10:21:00.000-07:00

Never-mind the growth of the windmill farms. Let them grow as large as they want. Once we finish our business in Nigeria, we can steal the power that the windmills produce directly from the power grid! We can then sell the power to consumers. I'll be able to cash-in on clean energy, as well as fossil fuels!

- Ceo

Western Winds Blow!

2008-10-29T12:45:00.000-07:00

As you wish Ceo. I would also like to report that our spy drones have recorded video of a large windmill farm expanding rapidly in Tehachapi, California. This may be a problem for us in the near future.

At the moment, most of our troops are concentrated in Africa and the Middle East. What do you suggest we do to combat the windmill farms?

- Captain Raulo

ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK!

2008-10-26T10:21:00.000-07:00

Continue to advance on the Rangers! I'm sending Roger with a battalion of troops, as well as six months of supplies. I want you to take one third of your troops and have them protect the new oil drilling operation.

Roger's forces will attack the Global Navy from the rear and meet you on the Nigerian shoreline.

-Ceo

Call for Back-Up!

2008-10-24T09:53:00.000-07:00

Ceo- Our spy drones have spotted a fleet of Global Navy ships headed for Africa. By looks of it, I think we'll need more troops and supplies. We are also going to need more water than we anticipated.

Our solar powered bunkers are performing well- but our fuel tanks are running low.

Do I have permission to drill for more oil?

- Captain Raulo

Send in the Drones!

2008-10-22T19:48:00.000-07:00

Hang in there Ramses! My radar shows that there are six solar-powered spy drones in you area. Be careful! They can see a lot from their vantage point.

You have to hang on for 12 more hours-- the Global Government has just deployed 200 troops, and they're headed your way with food and water. As for the solar shields- They should be operational by morning.

- Ming

The Solar Race

2008-10-19T09:07:00.000-07:00

We're moving as fast as we can Shep! But I don't think we can move fast enough. One of our African scouts spotted a spy-drone flying over the construction site this morning. If that drone belongs to Ceo, then we won't have much time.

And on top of that, the solar shields have not arrived yet. We need more protection and man-power!

-Ramses

Solar Africa- A New Sun City?

2008-10-16T21:54:00.000-07:00

Ramses- I think we should speed up construction on the secret solar station in Africa. It won't be long before Ceo and her goons find out what we're doing.

We may want to contact the United Nations and ask for a little help in keeping the area safe from attack. There's no telling what Ceo will do to try and stop us!

-Shepherd

Operation "Clear-Cut"

2008-10-13T08:32:00.000-07:00

Your Excellency-- We have secured the perimeter around the national forest. My troops are are ready to begin clearing the trees to make room for the new secret weapon.

My scouts have also told me that the Earth Force Rangers are working with scientists to build a solar energy station in Africa. I will have to divide our forces to stop them.

-Captain Raulo

Full of Hot Air

2008-10-08T19:41:00.000-07:00

That's right my feline prince! Those windmills are full of hot air. How long do you think it will take for them to build enough wind machines to make any money! Who's gonna pay for it? The Government???

- Ceo

Wind Shield

2008-09-25T07:25:00.000-07:00

You lame brains are full of hot air. Do you honestly think that you can run an entire planet on wind power? While you're putting up your precious pinwheels, we'll be drilling for the oil that the world will now need more than ever!

What are you going to use to run your cars? Water?

Keep dreaming... Ranger dum-dums!

-Roger

Wind Power Can Be Our Future

2008-09-19T12:52:00.000-07:00

Who would have thought that we would be able to generate electricity from the power of the wind?

Hopefully energy companies will start using this wonderful technology to power our cities and stop using technology that is bad for our planet. There are other ways to provide clean energy, and this is just one of them.

-Ming

Clean Water... Clean Planet

2008-08-31T14:06:00.000-07:00

Ramses is right! Once everyone realizes how important clean water is to us and our planet, we will be in a much better place.

Think about how you can make a difference the next time you take a ride in a boat, or play in our lakes, rivers and oceans. The more we take care of our planet, the better our planet will take care of us!

-Shepherd

Water! Water! My Kingdom for Water!

2008-08-27T08:36:00.000-07:00

Ceo is crazy if she thinks that she can keep all the water in the world for herself!

Well... she's crazy anyway, but that's not my point.

We can stop her, but we need your help! If every kid and parent becomes more educated on how precious water is- then we can win the fight against Ceo and others like her!

-Ramses

Plastic Smastic! Water is the Biggest Game in Town

2008-08-14T10:53:00.000-07:00

You Ranger-freaks go ahead and waste your time on recycling plastic. Water is where my money is!

I'm going to make billions with my new water plan.

Besides the sun, water is the only thing on the planet we cannot live without!

So long... Eco-weenies!

-Ceo

Recycling is the Key!

2008-08-03T16:55:00.000-07:00

Great point Awkie! Plastic grocery bags have become a big problem all over the world. We may be able to solve that problem if we start teaching our youth how to recycle and reuse plastics to decrease the amount of new plastic being manufactured.

If we can do that, Ceo and Food Science Corp may find themselves out of business for good!

-Shepherd

Not So Fast! Here's the Alternative...

2008-07-31T07:21:00.000-07:00

Take it easy mate! You just made a very bold statement. We're not the only ones that are trying to limit the use of plastic. You still have to worry about the rest of the world!

Many companies are hard at work recycling plastic and making plastic alternatives. As soon as everyone understands how bad some plastics are- they will move away from plastic and use more bio-degradable products!

What are you going to do...fight the whole planet???

You must be crazy man!

- Awkie